Time of Might

At the same time, the True Gods of Might were horse playing in their backyard, crushing thousands of Mightizens

Entire civilizations were destroyed without a trace

One of the True Gods of Might stopped and said “Hello fellow God, I believe lust should be added to Might”

The other True God of Might stated “I agree… oh wait” and he proceeded to Might so incredibly hard that rocks were crushed and superheated into pure diamonds

From the Might rose the one man to change the course of Might forever… Might God

He was heralded as one of the greatest Gods of Might, but one day while the True Gods of Might were rough housing, he was Mighted so hard that he puked out all his organs in a single volley.

He flew trillions of miles into the air out of the Serene Grasslands, the home of the True Gods of Might, and as he flew, he Mighted his Might completely out of his system.

He began as all Gods do, a weak and pathetic individual unable to Might for himself

He worked tirelessly to regain his placement among the Gods of Might, so he set out to slaughter all the poor defenseless Gods

Might God slaughtered countless Gods and Mightizens until he eventually made his way back to the Serene Grasslands

Might God beckoned to the True Gods of Might

The True Gods of Might did not respond and kept on rough housing

They suddenly stopped and they both turned toward each other

One said “Hello fellow God, I believe lust should be added”

The other stated “I agree… oh wait” and he proceeded to Might harder than he had ever Mighted before, ripping a hole straight to the deepest reaches of Might where the third True God of Might was

The third True God of Might got up from his bed amidst all the tears. He saw the Might God and lunged with all his power

The True Gods of Might saw the third brother and prepared a slap to prevent the impending disaster

The third God slammed them so hard that their bones completely shattered and the planet began sinking in a sea of lava from all the plates erupting off into space

One Quintillion people died during this time

The True Gods of Might started Mighting so incredibly hard to lube themselves up to escape the grippers

They both started tickling the third God until he screamed in pain

The scream completely shattered Might God’s eardrums

The third God ripped all the limbs off of the True Gods of Might and started ripping into their flesh, eating to his heart’s content

The third God continued eating until he was full, about a few billion years

The third God sulked back to his room where he continued to cry

The True Gods of Might stood up and got back to their roughhousing

Might God beckoned to the True Gods of Might and heard the sound “Huh?”

Might God started bawling his eyes out and ran

He kept on running until he found his way to Planet Fitness where he stayed to this very day