Side story: Library

The Land of Might sat alone amidst the raging fires of war burning throughout

There it stood, the library of endless knowledge where the scholars of Might have studied for millions of years, the true use of Might and what it means to truly Might

A lone woman, of Japanese descent of course, sat reading a book

The skies darkened and down came the putrid horrors of the world

Suddenly the front entrance to the library was completely darkened by thousands of bodies pressed up against the glass

The Asian girl turned towards the entrance and said “Ew” and she turned towards the bathroom and walked in

As she walked out, a man made of pure radiant Might sat next to her chair

The entrance, no longer darkened by the heaps of flesh pressed against it

She walked back to her seat and sat down

She started to get nervous, but this man started to shift towards her, closer and closer upon every second

“Um, can I help you?” she asked as sweat dripped down her brow

The man clicked his tongue and turned away

About 5 minutes later, he turned towards her and said “Who are you?”

“I asked you first” she stammered, fear beginning to rise in her chest, her heart pounding louder and faster with every breath

“I noticed that you are perfect for me” the man said with a smirk

The scholars noticed the presence of the two sitting alone in the library, the books were being melted by the Might emanating from the man

“I am Sir Noah.” Sir Noah said with a sly smile

Suddenly the Asian girl stood up and screamed “EW I HATE YOU” she ran as fast as she could towards the bathroom

As she turned around the corner, she saw that Sir Noah had disappeared without a trace

She sat back down and continued to read

Wet slapping noises suddenly filled the library as weebs in their slug forms stormed into the building, tearing the scholars apart for having dared looked at their queen

Not a single scholar of Might survived the slaughter

They all stopped in front of the Asian girl and started asking her out one after another

Each time they got rejected, and the Asian girl got stronger and stronger with each confession until eventually she became the Asian God